| 1. | sucking fumes | ||
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When your gas meter is flat on "Empty", but you're still moving, unsure when you're going to run outta gas. You: Dude...we're out of gas.
Me: For real...we're sucking fumes here. |
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| 2. | ass fumes | ||
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When you make a silent fart, sometimes, there will be a lingering smell. It will not go away quickly like a normal fart. It can smell like gas from the stove or it can smell like popcorn. Smells like it would be dangerous to light a match.
Is possible to occur after a loud, audible fart. Oh, goddamn! Whoever farted released some gas-smelling ass fumes...
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| 3. | Anal Fumes | ||
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Synonym for Flatulence or fart. Origin: A term coined by Evol used to describe when one releases their gas. Definition: A release in indole and skatole (methane) gas that is discharged from the anus. He got high off his anal fumes.
Man! Who blew their anal fumes? Her anal fumes are waffling in the room. |
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| 4. | hope fumes | ||
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Used to describe someone who is barely hanging on with little left in their personal gas tank. Their slightest bit of hope, oftentimes irrational, is the only thing still driving them. All the person needs to do is stop and fill up their tank but they keep pushing it through the next exit and the next exit until they eventually run out of gas on the desolate highway. Person A : "Todd hasn't made a sale in 2 years and he works on a commission only basis. He thinks his next deal is close though and will be a huge payday."
Person B: "Yeah, he's running on hope fumes." |
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| 5. | crash and gas | ||
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The cheapest gas station in town. It is usually busy with lines of cars waiting to fill up and has many more incidents of auto accidents and fender benders than other gas stations. Basically you crash in, gas up and crash out. --I'm running on fumes here but I don't want to pay those high gas prices.
--CRASH AND GAS!! I need to fill up. Where's the crash and gas? |
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| 6. | Gas huffin Janice | ||
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A gas huffing hill billy woman, usually a mother. usually lurks near swamps near nuclear plants or steel mills, has yellowish to green skin along with numerous lecherous sores on her swollen body. has a hurtin' unit of a son named crusty cam, the hurtingest unit of them all, also has gas birth syndrome, giving him a large skull full of fumes with a tiny hill billy brain, fights girls. Gas huffin janice also usually always has a rag on her for huffin gas on the go 1) don't leave your car unattended, Gas huffin janice might run up with a lead pipe, beat your ass and take your gas
2)Gas huffin Janice fiends dirty dicks from mans for gasoline, or if she's lucky, that sweeeeet diesel |
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| 7. | Gas | ||
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1. a state of matter
2. the cloud of noxious fumes that emits from your ass when you eat wack-ass food 3. Go-juice 1. Pass me the Nitrous Oxide gas.
2. Roll down the window, Paul just let out some gas. 3. Does your car take the regular or the premium go-juice dude? |
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