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1. gartian
1. Half ghost, half martian that lives in the backseat of red cars.

2. A word used for anything.

3. Crayfish in a bottle.
Holy shit, there's a gartian in the backseat of my del sol.

Hand me that gartian.

Throw away the gartian before they stink up the place.
by J.Siegman Dec 26, 2004 add a video
2. gartian
Origin: Aimee


Red monster that little girls like.
The only forcefield that can contain them is a spaghetti suace jar.
Daddy look its the gartian " He's Cool "
by Tra la la Dec 27, 2004 add a video
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