1). Something gone wrong. Can be used in numerous forms.
ex. Something gart is going on here; D'oh, I just got garted
2). Term used when completely owning something.
ex. Hah, I garted you good.
3) That bigggest fagbank to walk god's green earth
ex. ^o^b has just signed in.
Ha Ha you got GARTED!
to expel an audible discharge of intestinal gas which also contains grease from the processed food; usually caused after taking an Alli weight loss pill.
What's that stain on the back of your pants? Is that grease?
Oh no, I garted!
A unusally tall and socially awkward guy who enjoys the over-consumption of bacon which results in short-pants syndrome. There is no cure for a Gart.
"That guy is a total Gart!!"
"That guy's pants are really short...what a Gart!"
"He really likes bacon... he is such a Gart."
to gart; the act of taking something that doesn't belong to you.
"that kid completely garts our style"
Uses of Gart:
"Raiders of the Lost Gart"
"Open Gart Surgery"
The list is endless.
a below 5'4" pint size of a man, a small man who roams the beach cruising for chicks with his shirt off and 3 chest hairs out.
Wow if that isn't a gart i don't know what is.
Thats definitely a Gart!
An angry rum toting trash pirate. Can often be seen wearing pants with one leg ripped off at the knee and causing mayhem.
Oh look at that Gart, driving the rum into him again!