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1.
1). Something gone wrong. Can be used in numerous forms.
ex. Something gart is going on here; D'oh, I just got garted

2). Term used when completely owning something.
ex. Hah, I garted you good.

3) That bigggest fagbank to walk god's green earth
ex. ^o^b has just signed in.
Ha Ha you got GARTED!
by death January 14, 2004
 
2.
to expel an audible discharge of intestinal gas which also contains grease from the processed food; usually caused after taking an Alli weight loss pill.
What's that stain on the back of your pants? Is that grease?

Oh no, I garted!
by Pyro_Rock March 29, 2010
 
3.
Gahrt noun
see; gut fart, stomach fart, backwards fart

When ones stomach exudes a clear, rather loud sound, resembling that of a fart, without passing gas.
Gross did you just fart?

-No but my stomach did, i garted!
by ashleiJHAD July 28, 2014
 
4.
a below 5'4" pint size of a man, a small man who roams the beach cruising for chicks with his shirt off and 3 chest hairs out.
Wow if that isn't a gart i don't know what is.

Thats definitely a Gart!
by gertfert February 11, 2011
 
5.
A unusally tall and socially awkward guy who enjoys the over-consumption of bacon which results in short-pants syndrome. There is no cure for a Gart.
"That guy is a total Gart!!"

"Hey Gart"

"That guy's pants are really short...what a Gart!"

"He really likes bacon... he is such a Gart."
by GartLuver123 May 05, 2010
 
6.
Gay artist
Uses of Gart:

"Gart Brooks"
"Gart Simpson"
"Raiders of the Lost Gart"
"Humphry Bro-Gart"
"Gartoon Network"
"Mario Garty"
"Gart Attack"
"Open Gart Surgery"
"Garter Sauce"

The list is endless.
by slammin sam February 28, 2010
 
7.
An angry rum toting trash pirate. Can often be seen wearing pants with one leg ripped off at the knee and causing mayhem.
Oh look at that Gart, driving the rum into him again!
by dainbramage0 February 10, 2010