The act of strangleing someone with a garotte and then bashing their head in with a heavy flashlight.
Little Suzy pissed her pants again and now I'm going to have to teach her a lesson and pull a Jonbenet on her ass.
v. to choke an advesary by wrapping your or another's cock around their neck.
"Bitch! Don't Make me find a 9 inch cock to garotte you with!"
|3.||lamb of god|
Lamb of God are quite possibly the finest metal (note I said metal, not some fucking technical sub-genre bullshit because for some reason every fuck who listens to metal wants to identify their bands as one fucking subgenre, fuck that, it's all metal, some is shit and some is good, deal with it. Fuckers.) band to appear on earth, ever.
They fuck shit up, fucking sick guitars, brutal drums, tearing bass and, of course, FUCKING SICK VOCALS.
Lamb of God practically hold the same status amongst people who appreciate real music as Jesus does amongst Christ-lovers.
Thus, dissing Lamb of God is essentially blasphemy against good music, and should most definitely be punished by a good whipping.
Fuck you if you don't like Lamb of God, I hope you end up with a garotte around your neck, struggling to breathe as the pummeling brutality of Pariah forces itself into your pathetic mind.
Respectable, intelligent person: "I like Lamb of God, respect their talent, and enjoy the excellent and technically amazing music they produce."
Fuckhead: "Lam of godz r terriibl, tha gai cnt evn sng! He jzt, lyk, yelz? WTF?!"
Lynch mob of Lamb fans: *Lynches fuckhead.*
"Man, I totally forgot to take my thong off before dropping that deuce. It was a total band saw."