| 393. | Taps aff | ||
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(Scots Vernacular) The removing of one's shirt or other upper body garments, most often in the event of warm weather but also often for purposes of celebration or simple antagonism. Lt Data: "Captain, due to our proximity to this binary star, hull temperature has already reached critical levels and internal sensors indicate imminent failure in the enterprise's internal cooling system"
Captain Jean-Luc Picard "Right every c*nt, taps aff" |
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| 394. | dinosaur foot | ||
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Similar to a camel toe but on a larger scale, the dinosaur foot is a phenomenon occurring when one's underwear or tight outer garments ride up one's ass crack, creating an effect similar to a cartoon triceratops' massive hoof. "that skirt is too short - her dinosaur foot is hanging out for all to see!"
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| 395. | trail of beers | ||
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A bar crawl style group drinking adventure in which the group dresses in native american garments (buckskin, feathers and war paint) and a group "leader" dresses as Andrew Jackson in a military uniform. The leader is charged with picking the route and stops along the crawl and forcing the group to leave at random before they have finished their fire water at each watering hole. The bars along the route have to gradually decline in quality of the service and classiness of their patrons. Participants who black/pass out along the way are stripped of their belongings by the rest of the group and left behind. If any natives find a way to trade for and/or steal enough clothing along the trail to become "civilized," they are allowed to help Jackson lead the crawl and can take drinks at random from the natives. Steve got left behind on our trail of beers last night, they found him half naked in the urinal trough at the Shadium Inn covered in piss and war paint.
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| 396. | Cosby Sweater | ||
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A sweater worn By BILL COSBY on the TV show THE COSBY SHOW. The sweaters were designed by KOOS VAN DEN AKKER, a NYC designer who is famous for his wild collaged garments. After Cosby notables such as Erik Estrada, Chuck Norris, and Richard Simmons became obsessed with obtaining their very own Koos original sweaters. Koos recently started a new line of these sweaters. Not for the faint hearted sissies but for guys with guts! www.koosvandenakker.com
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| 397. | hillbilly fucksweat | ||
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When a man of poor breeding, nonexistent hygiene, and inadequate social skills sweats through his 2nd hand clothes or NASCAR related garments then rings it out in public for all to witness in horror. Location Brickyard 500: Dear god man do you see that Mongoloid ring out his hillbilly fucksweat in the grandstand!!
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| 398. | righty oh camel toe | ||
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Term used to show agreement with a female whose labia is prominently displayed by form fitting garments. Also used to demonstrate sarcastic agreement with one who is disagreeable. Camel Toe Mary said "Please keep the door shut"
John said "Righty oh camel toe" |
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| 399. | mormin-shmormin | ||
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"A temple garment (also referred to as garments, or Mormon underwear)2 is a type of underwear worn by a vast majority of adherents of the Latter Day Saint movement, after they have taken part in the Endowment ceremony. Garments are worn both day and night and are required for any previously endowed adult to enter a temple.3 The undergarments are viewed as a symbolic reminder of the covenants made in temple ceremonies and are seen as either a symbolic or literal source of protection from the evils of the world.4" Hilarious right? Yea, they are now 'mormin-shmormins'. Because it reflects how utterly ridiculous it actually is to have special pants to keep out the penis/vagina demons! :O Hey, you look pretty sexy in those mormin-shmormins.
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