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1.
to masturbate/ejaculate while under the influence of psychedelic psychoactives
Dudebro 1: Dude, I got these 'shrooms from my brother's friend. You want to garfuckel tomorrow?
Dudebro 2: Yeah, man, I haven't jacked it in, like, four days. I'm gonna explode!
by Sunny Sanchez December 26, 2007