garbage balls 

(1) When the testicles become sticky and sweaty after a long hot day, on a person who hasnt had a shower in more than 24 hours. The smell of this resembles that of hot garbage. See also swamp nuts.

(2) When the testicles and taint become chaffed and painful after a long hot day. When dingleberries are present, the smell will mimic hot garbage.

(3) An expression of frustration. Can be used in place of swear words such as dammit, fuck, shit, etc.

1. Man, Ive got garbage balls again from camping out all weekend in the Georgia heat. My old lady wont touch me because of it.

2. Ahh garbage balls. I tried to get her number, but she said "get lost youve got garbage balls".

3. You'd better get some baby powder on those garbage balls!!

garbage balls by Hoyt of Garbagetown January 9, 2009

garageball 

The game takes place in a garage. There are 2 players. It is very much like racquetball, except the racquet is your hand.

The garage is divided according to the players mutual agreement on what the goal/score lines are.

You must open-hand slap the ball, which is a dodgeball, onto the floor once before the other player can return.

You score by getting the ball past the other player's zone.
You can bounce the ball off the walls, furniture, lamps, etc., but it can only bounce off the floor once.

Drinking is usually involved, and you can expect to break some things; but things you probably don't give a shit about anyway. This sounds strange, but it gets hysterical.

Joe: Wanna play dodgeball?
Blow: What? It's midnight, there's only two of us and we're half drunk in Mom's garage.
Joe: Wanna play garageball?
Blow: Word!

garageball by Antenna Wilde February 17, 2008