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Someone who gapes people's buttholes and then tapes them up. It is a skill that requires great quickness and timing.

Ancient Japanese Samurai reflex training is said to be a common exercise in improving as a gaper taper.
Claude: Man I'm just not the gaper taper I was in my youth.
by Mick Onium October 24, 2012

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