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gangstalosophy 

1) The study of how to be hood
Today in gangstalosophy i learned how to sell dope and spot the boyz in blue.

gangstaology

The teachings of being a TRULY righteous gangsta...mhhm
too bad school doesnt teach gangstaology
gangstaology by gangsta-VG March 30, 2009

gangstaocity 

exhibiting symptoms or demonstrating the art and grind of being a gangster
or the level of gangstaosity, one's gangsta status
1. While Jim Jones is similar to Al Pacino in gangstaocity, the two are dissimilar in style.

2. Frank: Jessica, you fucking whore. I hate you, you bitch. I just might kill you.
Timmy: He might bitch. He might say "fuck the law, fuck staying out of prison, fuck my anal virginity" and kill you.
Frank: Tonight.
Jessica: I'm sorry guys I couldn't hear you from across the room.
Timmy: He might drive to your street, park around the block, hide in your bushes for a few hours, silently pick your lock and go to your room with his shoes off, put an artillery shell in your mouth (gently, exhibiting high gangsaocity, so you don't wake up), and set it off, killing you and waking up the neighborhood. All of it.
Frank: Then I'd rape your dead body.
Timmy: Yeah, he'd do it so violently that the coroner would think you were raped to death and then head-exploded. You stupid fucking cunt whore.
Frank: You bitch, you slut, you terd, you asshole, you jackass, you fuck dick fuck ass bitch sheleighly shit.
Jessica: I don't even know you guys. I'm calling the po-
Timmy: BITCH!

gangstaocity by SupaBEZ April 1, 2009

Gangstanomics 

The study of the fine art of hustlin' and getting that paper.
Yo, I heard that nigga Dom failed Gangstanomics.

Phillip and Christian got an A on their Gangstanomics final.
Gangstanomics by PeeAyyyVeee November 13, 2011

gangstabob 

"Gangstabob."
"What?"
"Gangstabob."
gangstabob by Voxenfree April 29, 2021

GangstaPimpPlaya 

A horrible personality mix. Of three major douche bag groups.

1) A Gangster
2) A Pimp
3) A Player

Put the three of them together. And you have 'GangstaPimpPlaya'.. voila. So as stated before 'GangstaPimpPlaya' or GPP for short. Is a total douche bag type of person. You never ever ever want to meet them in person. And surly as hell don't want to piss them off.
GangstaPimpPlaya: See below for a full description.

A Gangster -- Does typical "gangster" things. Like shooting guns, being an asshole. Breaking laws as an attempt to look cool, or to make something of themselves. Total waste of air.

A Pimp -- Has prostitutes that works for them. A great source of money for a 'GPP'

A Player -- Has many intimate relationships, plays them. Multiple girlfriends, none of them knowing of the other one.