Geneva. Everyone over age 60 refers to it as a quaint little town on beauitful Seneca Lake. I have only been in Geneva 3 months and these things I already know. 1) The only source of entertainment if you are not retired and you don't drink is to walk downtown or go to Wal Mart and look at the werid people who go there. 2) There is no Starbucks, but when you say that to someone they respond with "we have Dunkin' Donuts" THEY ARE NOT THE SAME THING! 3) Just because there is a really nice college here, I have yet to meet one of the students who isn't obnoxious. 4) It does have a nice lake and that's really the only thing it has going for it.
"How did you end up in Geneva, NY?"-Geneva Person
"I ask myself the same damn question"-Me