somethings wrong with u
oi mate ur a gammon
HAH look at his gammon leg
slang; pron - gah mohn
defines a false product,saying,act
mate thats a gammon car
you are gammomn (in answer to an incredulous statement)
thats gammon dude (observation of your work derogertory)
In backgammon, a victory in which the winner of the game throws off all his or her pieces before the opponent throws off any.
person 1: LOL I CAN'T BELIEVE I JUST GAMMONED U YA NUB!!!1
person 2: Yeah, but I had sex in high school.
person 3: LOL DAMN.
slang word for police, as popularised by UK grime artist JME
sorry i'm late bro, i got pulled over by the gammon. they thought i was a drug baron.
you best lay low for now, there's bare gammon out tonight
A word to describe the finest bit of ass... (The female type)
Person A: "Yo dude, check out that Gammon over there!"
Person B: "Oh, hell yeah, wouldn't mind giving her a bit of my special seasoning!"
Vagina, usually sweaty or moist.
"Steph has such a gammon"
Term for female, indirectly refers to vagina also.
Could also be shortened to gam-gam, or simply gam. Can be described in many ways; such as "prime gammon", "moist gammon", "stale gammon" etc.
Could be used for when talking about females in general.
Being "on the pull" could also be described as "on the prowl for some gammon"
"Mate, did you get any gammon last night?"
"Yeah, but it was stale. Bad times"
"Shiiiiiiit! check out that prime gammon!"
"too right! I'm erect!"
"I haven't gotten my dick wet in ages, I fancy a bit of gam-gam on the go."
"Get out of my house"
"Any gammon coming to this party?"
"Nah mate, it's just a sausage-fest"