Anyone who sits on their ass all day and plays video games either on the computer or video game system. Usually overweight for they sit on thier continually enlarging ass and eat Doritos and beans while ruining the controller. Also they usually smell because they have no regular shower times, only when they can put the controller down for a few minutes. Often enough they forget the most important places to wash while in the shower for they can only think of video games. They also continually collect every video game they can get their hands on, even if they don't like it just so they can say they have more than you and have played every game. Will also brag about knowing "everything" about every video game. Normally work in a video store/game store so they can get discounts on their addiction. Will not go to college for they only have one talent and wouldn't want to waste money on college that could be for video games.

Possibly also soon to develop the ever popular "Moobs".

Also see: soon to be evicted and living with their Grandmother in her basement because they overdraft too much on video games.
Gamer: I'm sorry baby, I can't pay rent, I overdrafted on my lame ass PS2 games that I don't even play.

Girlfriend: Then I guess you won't get your Xbox 360.

Gamer: I'm leaving you for someone who understands my needs more!!!
by Henryeta August 07, 2008
A person who plays video games excessively each and every day, frequently allowing all their free time to be consumed by video games. These individuals frequently think they are smart, but are not as they spend all their time rotting their minds with video games rather than learning new skills. They are frequently quick to anger when losing on a video game because they have lost the ability to fully differentiate between games and reality. Most gamers are socially deficient and have "geek" or "nerd" qualities. Gamers are frequently virgins and rarely have any contact with the opposite sex. In the extremely rare case that a gamer somehow acquires a girlfriend, she usually leaves him within a few weeks after she learns that he is doomed to be a loser for the rest of his life because of his attachment to video games.
If you play video games excessively every day, you're a gamer. If you don't maybe you're not a gamer. If you don't agree with this definition, you can go fuck yourself.
by PENIX­ February 24, 2009
Someone who plays hard every time, playing through injuries or great mental anguish.
Steve McNair plays through injuries all the time; he's a gamer.
by Fredo February 22, 2005
No life. Likes to spend all their life gaming it up all day.
Justin Mondoux. Anyone who plays games all day. But mostly Justin. He is a true gamer. Haha love ya man.
by Austin Krizzam December 27, 2007
Person Who Owns In Video games and plays video games in most of their spare time. Usually has no sex life except for the hot Elf chick who's in game name is SexyChonga69 (See the Word Cyber Sex/Cybering for more information.) Has no social life except for "friends" he/she meets over x-box live, Ventrilo, Teamspeak, etc.
"Dude what are you doing after school? Wanna play baseball?"
"Oh sorry i cant, i gotta go home and raid this new dungeon Molten Core in world of warcraft"
"Damn dude your a hardcore gamer"
by Juan Lopez September 05, 2007
Someone who when they are with a group of their friends they sneak down into the basement and play Call of Duty 2 for Xbox 360, by themselves. Sometimes this person can eb called a pooner because they share the same qualities as a pooner would have.
Alex is such a gamer, last night at the party i couldn't find him for like an hour and it turned out he was alone, with the lights off, playing Call of Duty 2.
by -taters- July 30, 2006
One who is an expert at working "game", ie. ladies, females, etc.

One who consumes large amounts of alcohol or drugs and maintains conscioussness
Tom was clearly the biggest gamer last night when he drunk 6 guys under the table and went home with those twins and their cousin
by dmbdudej December 06, 2005

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