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No life. Likes to spend all their life gaming it up all day.
Justin Mondoux. Anyone who plays games all day. But mostly Justin. He is a true gamer. Haha love ya man.
by Austin Krizzam December 27, 2007
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Soft and offensive. Just like you.

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Any professional hat, usually baseball, in mint condition. The brim will be flat, with the holograms still included on the bottom. That hat can be tilted, depending on region or affiliation. The hat can sit low, or rest gently on the top of the head (aka perching).
John Boy got that new throwback Cubs gamer to match his blue Nikes.
by Magooter March 14, 2009
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Dirty Sanchez Plush

It does not matter how you do it. It's a Fecal Mustache.

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A woman who plays men for a living. A female player.
That gamer got him for all of his money.
by Iceman929 March 03, 2008
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Dirty Sanchez Plush

It does not matter how you do it. It's a Fecal Mustache.

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an individual or group of individuals who interact with software applications that identify as games or interactive environments for the purpose of enjoyment or competition
George was a gamers as he played Fold it from Fold.it.
by ResearcherOfTheArts March 15, 2015
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Cleveland Steamer Plush

The vengeful act of crapping on a lover's chest while they sleep.

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Someone who plays excessive amounts of Call of Duty 4 and it's sequels. Normally prestiged.
Person 1: "Yo blud, I got the golden AK47"

Person 2: "You're such a gamer"
by RtooDtoo April 04, 2009
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Cleveland Steamer Plush

The vengeful act of crapping on a lover's chest while they sleep.

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Anyone who sits on their ass all day and plays video games either on the computer or video game system. Usually overweight for they sit on thier continually enlarging ass and eat Doritos and beans while ruining the controller. Also they usually smell because they have no regular shower times, only when they can put the controller down for a few minutes. Often enough they forget the most important places to wash while in the shower for they can only think of video games. They also continually collect every video game they can get their hands on, even if they don't like it just so they can say they have more than you and have played every game. Will also brag about knowing "everything" about every video game. Normally work in a video store/game store so they can get discounts on their addiction. Will not go to college for they only have one talent and wouldn't want to waste money on college that could be for video games.

Possibly also soon to develop the ever popular "Moobs".

Also see: soon to be evicted and living with their Grandmother in her basement because they overdraft too much on video games.
Gamer: I'm sorry baby, I can't pay rent, I overdrafted on my lame ass PS2 games that I don't even play.

Girlfriend: Then I guess you won't get your Xbox 360.

Gamer: I'm leaving you for someone who understands my needs more!!!
by Henryeta August 07, 2008
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Golden Shower Plush

He's warmer than you think.

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A person that plays video games and board games for recreation and competition, with the exception of games designed for cell phones and tablets
-noun;
Self-proclaimed "gamer": "ZOMG im such a gamer i just got to level 13 on Candy Crush so MLG i bet YOU dont even play angry berdz u suxxorz

Human being: "stfu"
by Flarmy November 11, 2013
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Donkey Punch Plush

10" high plush doll.

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