One who poses as a gamer yet lacks the skills of a real gamer.
One who pretends to be a gamer to fit in.
A self proclaimed gamer.
An individual who thinks because they excel in one game excel in all games.
Dragonx2 is a 9amer.
The skills on that 9amer pale in comparison to that gamer.
Someone who tell people they play video games just for attention. Each gender has one reason why to do this:
Male: To look cool and fit in with the crowd.
Female: To show off that they're a girl gamer so boys will like them more.
You: Hey dude, I got a chopper gunner in COD yesterday!
Friend: Awesome man, I wanna be in your party someday.
Girl: Hey, you guys play COD? I like using the pistols.
Friend: *Whispers* What a game poser.
|3.||Gamer Girl Syndrome|
When a girl acts as though she is God's gift to mankind, simply because she plays games.
When she realizes that nerds and geeks will flock to her and shower her with attention for being a rarity - she does everything she can to ensure she continues to get said attention.
Buying geeky accessories, joining groups like the D20 Girls, posting suggestive + geeky pictures to the Internet, fawning over Magic cards, incessantly talking about D&D, and basically wrapping herself and her identity up completely in being a nerdy/geeky/gamer - solely because it gets her the attention she couldn't get from ANYONE ELSE.
Also known, in other subcultures, as a faker, wannabe, or poser.
John: Dude, did you see the skanky picture Tracy posted of her d20 tramp stamp?
Smith: Yeah, I saw her. I bet she doesn't even know what THAC0 is. She's got a bad case of Gamer Girl Syndrome.
It is important to know the difference between a Girl Gamer and a girl who plays games. A Girl Gamer is the chick that goes on voice chat on Halo, Call of Duty etc. to act all ditzy and flirty. She takes slutty pictures with a game controller, but cannot list all the Nintendo consoles in chronological order. In short = FAKE. See also: attention whore.
A girl who plays games will play like any ordinary male gamer. She enjoys every genre of game under the sun, not just mainstream multiplayer games, and will sometimes hide her gender and play as a male in games such as WoW that require an avatar. She is not necessarily ugly, either, after all, beauty is in the eye of the beholder.
Stacy: "Single Girl Gamer looking to play with hot guys"
Lulu: "Have you finished Twilight Princess?"
Stacy: "No, because I hate Edward Cullen! Tee-hee!"
True gamer. Me. Any gamer who has played videogames since they learned sub-basic motor skills, and who go into the past, before they were born, and pla every retro system out there. I agree Hardcore gamers and Casual gamers are mortal enemies. Hardcore gamers, for one, see past the greatest reason why we are mortal enemies. GRAPHICS. Who cares if a game has sub-par gfx for the system its on? If its a great game with great handling, story, action, WHO GIVES 2 SHITS ABOUT GFX? Graphics is only eye candy. Which is how you can discern the true gamers from posers because true gamers can always be found with a full library of NES, Atari, SNES, Genesis, GB (dot matrix screen), Virtual Boy, and any other lesser known systems.
Hardcore gamer: Me 'n my cuz. Hardcore 2 tha bone
Casual (poser): Johan (always thinks he's better than the 'hwhite boi' because he plays only new shit.
|6.||shitload of fuck|
An expletive phrase that every angry reviewer of bad video games is required to use by law. Failure to do so results in a fine and up to 3 years in a federal prison.
See also: fuckballs, fuckin' sucks, suckin' fucks, sucks monkey fuck.
"SHITLOAD OF FUCK!!!!!!"
-Angry Video Game Nerd
"SHITLOAD OF FUCK!!!!!"
-Irate Gamer, the fucking poser that he is
the title of a online gamer that completely dominates all. PSA is known to me the most skilled arcanists player. PSA is shifty and genius and is able to defeat any challenger. Psa is a symbol of legitament ownage and is the best example of an Arch Mage
dude, I do not wana play psa, he will completely own me.
ex2: this guy is probly psa, he is too good
ex3: that noob is just a psa poser...