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Originated in 2001, when Kirby Madden titled himself kirbflexpimpmaster2002. Later, his title was reduced to Kirbflex. Sometimes known simply as Flex, he is a man who runs smooth talk with the ladies, and always knows where he be on game point. He runs noobs worldwide and macks dimes better than jiggaman himself. I remeber when flex said, "yo, imma skeet all deese ga deets," and I seen him do it too; 15 dames in da room, all on flexmon's jockasauras. He gave dem all cock blessings, and beofre you know it, they blowin' up his pager, this shit's gettin' major, a favor for a favor, dis dick is wat he gave her....O my bad, I was just jocking one of flex'es rhymes; see Flex write all da rhymes for all the hot producers like Dre, and dre and jigga, mos talib, kanye, slim, game, 50, all slang that ish from flex. He is a master at the robot and see's no dime, to hard to bank. Flex go shoop shoop in da hood while bumping some shit from way back
dame: You seen Kirbflex?
other dame: Naw, where's he at?
dame: o, he in pimp mode, just waitin to get the party started on game point, don't mess wit flex or yo ass get dropped, yo flex, step up to da mic....
Flex: I'm a nice Flex, with some nice sex
See these pretzels? theyre from Tex Mex, Eligible bachelor, dames love Flex,Why?, because I have the ideal pecs, This dick, aint' fo no soft shoe, If you fail....cock a doodle poo!
Me: Yo Flex, that was awesome
Kirbflex: And I'm gone, like the night sky, you see me fly by, Flex......goodbye
Me: Yo, whered' he go?
Descartes: He's off to Madagaskar, u know he's up to something
Gustavus Adolphus II: Flex, what you doing here?
Flex: I am here to show you the way of Flex
Gatsby: Flex, show me the way, I need guidance
Flex: Well follow me and you will never be lost.......
Ottoman Empire: ALL HAIL FLEX, ALL HAIL FLEX!
Flex: Please, children, sit down as I play a tune on this here banjo
Jon Berry: Flex how do you do, so well?
Flex: I do what is needed, to escape the solitude of this puzzle we live in
Keanu Reeves: Exactly, you have so much to give, yet so much to lose, how do you do it?
FLex: My shildren, the way of Flex is beyond you, it is only observed, never gained, watch as I execute this 24 year old hippo
Marv Albert: Simply amazing master Flex, simply amazing, but what is it that gives you so much attention to the world around you?
FLex: It is the way, the way Flex was tau...
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