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gambledygoop 

when a man with a intricate knowlege of bagels and specialty cream cheeses ejaculates in the back seat of a delivery truck. two employees borrow the truck to pick up food and discover a large quantity of steamy creamy gamble jizzum
you find a cum puddle aka gambledygoop covering the seat of a domino's delivery car, UPS truck, etc...
gambledygoop by Juncmastr0822 February 16, 2009
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Gambled and lost 

When you try to fart but end up shitting in your pants.
Carlos and I were hanging out in the hotel room when Carlos lifted a cheek and squeezed one out. Unfortunately it sounded wet. Carlos gambled and lost.
Gambled and lost by perogi February 6, 2007
To intentionally destroy something for personal financial gain.
The server just died, I think someone gambled it.
gambled by WyclefJean July 20, 2010

gambled 'n lost/lose 

When you push out what you think is a fart but turns out to be a turd.
Dude, after that Mexican food I gambled 'n lost. I had to run home and change.
gambled 'n lost/lose by Bill June 18, 2003

I Gambled and Lost 

I just cut a big fart and I gambled and lost. My pants are in the washing machine.

gambled and lost 

When one has "gambled and lost," they have tried to fart, but in the process, some fecal matter has come out. Usually resulting in a "shower of shame." Opposite of "gambled and won."
Rory: Hey, where's Jake?
Brian: Oh, he gambled and lost and now he is taking a shower of shame.
gambled and lost by Jaker July 16, 2008
Brummie slang for forward roll or somersault. Only used in Birmingham, England.
I'm going to gambole down the hallway
gambole by Cincio April 8, 2017