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gak
Similar to the slang word "cum" in that it functions as both a verb and a noun by describing both ejaculation and semen, respectively.

As a noun, it is inspired by the archaic Nickelodeon product, Gak. Thus its use is preferable if the load of semen is of a thicker consistency. On the other hand, if the load is of a watery, drippy consistency, then "squirt" is probably a better word.

As a verb, "gak" is obscure, which makes it handy for formal situations in which "bust a nut, cum, cream my jeans, blow my load," etc. would be considered socially unacceptable.

Rhymes with "clack," which is a slang word for carnal, aggressive, "balls-slapping-ass" sex. Thus, to "clack 'n gak" would be to suggest a "down and dirty" coital session in which the male only concerns himself with his own pleasure and ultimately, his ejaculation.
"I gakked in her hair once, and since I felt so badly I bought her some Gak."

"Oh God...I'm about to gak!"

"There's still gak all over your earlobe."

"A quick clack n' gak, and then I was out of there."
by jefeljefe January 04, 2010
 
1.
gak
A popular Nickolodeon slime, available in many variations such as glow in the dark, speckled, cocoanut smelling, etc. Useful for making fart noises, grossing out friends or as sexual lubricant.
Sweetie, we ran out of KY gelly, go get some of your step daughter's Gak.
by Dameon Jackson January 17, 2005
 
2.
gak
Speed, meth, twick, crank, methamphetamine, Desoxyephedrine.
Ack! we're out of gak.
by Gakster October 22, 2003
 
3.
gak
Means 'Generelle Abkürzung' (General Abbreviation) in German and can therefore be used for literally EVERYTHING.
-I LOVE you!
-gak?
~~
-gak gak gak?
-gak!
-gaaaaaaak?
-gak gak!! (gak...)
~~
-Hello!
-gak
by Luca November 19, 2003
 
4.
Gak
popular slang word for coke or blow.
Man, let's go line up a couple of phatty gakkers bro.
by SlipStream May 17, 2003
 
5.
Gak
The Bronie's kryptonite.
"GAKGAKGAK"
by BronyPony November 30, 2012
 
6.
A person that hates complainers.
I was bitching, then that Gaks told me to shut up.
by The One You Love to Hate July 10, 2009
 
7.
Gak
A old guy who plays a gum leaf to attract children to his white ford falcon to rob them of their childhood!
Backs to the WALL!
Gak's on the PRAWL!
by Penis Pal May 17, 2008