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11. gak
Similar to the slang word "cum" in that it functions as both a verb and a noun by describing both ejaculation and semen, respectively.

As a noun, it is inspired by the archaic Nickelodeon product, Gak. Thus its use is preferable if the load of semen is of a thicker consistency. On the other hand, if the load is of a watery, drippy consistency, then "squirt" is probably a better word.

As a verb, "gak" is obscure, which makes it handy for formal situations in which "bust a nut, cum, cream my jeans, blow my load," etc. would be considered socially unacceptable.

Rhymes with "clack," which is a slang word for carnal, aggressive, "balls-slapping-ass" sex. Thus, to "clack 'n gak" would be to suggest a "down and dirty" coital session in which the male only concerns himself with his own pleasure and ultimately, his ejaculation.
"I gakked in her hair once, and since I felt so badly I bought her some Gak."

"Oh God...I'm about to gak!"

"There's still gak all over your earlobe."

"A quick clack n' gak, and then I was out of there."
1. gak
A popular Nickolodeon slime, available in many variations such as glow in the dark, speckled, cocoanut smelling, etc. Useful for making fart noises, grossing out friends or as sexual lubricant.
Sweetie, we ran out of KY gelly, go get some of your step daughter's Gak.
by Dameon Jackson Jan 17, 2005 add a video
2. gak
Speed, meth, twick, crank, methamphetamine, Desoxyephedrine.
Ack! we're out of gak.
by Gakster Oct 22, 2003 add a video
3. Gak
popular slang word for coke or blow.
Man, let's go line up a couple of phatty gakkers bro.
by SlipStream May 17, 2003 add a video
4. gak
Means 'Generelle Abkürzung' (General Abbreviation) in German and can therefore be used for literally EVERYTHING.
-I LOVE you!
-gak?
~~
-gak gak gak?
-gak!
-gaaaaaaak?
-gak gak!! (gak...)
~~
-Hello!
-gak
by Luca Nov 19, 2003 add a video
5. Gak
The Bronie's kryptonite.
"GAKGAKGAK"
6. Gak
A old guy who plays a gum leaf to attract children to his white ford falcon to rob them of their childhood!
Backs to the WALL!
Gak's on the PRAWL!
7. gak
A word used in central Scotland (Perth and Kinross, Fife, Stirlingshire) to describe an unsociable and annoying person. Synonymous with 'dick' or 'twat'.
Person A - "You know that John guy?"
Person B - "Aw yeah he's an actual gak, he needs hit."
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