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Acronym for ones level of motivation. G.a.f.f. stands for Give A Flying Fuck
My gaff level was completely gone last friday at work
by bob July 24, 2003
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To hire a 'hit rapist'
I'm sending a gaff round her way, the bitch
by kyplex April 18, 2009
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that cunt nicked my gaff and smoked it up his arse.....
by Wonder chode December 30, 2002
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Did you see Cheraye's new haircut, it was so gaff.
by imapieceofhtmll February 11, 2014
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an abbreviated term some use meaning Gay As F*ck.
why did you just do that? you are so gaff!
by nifty4 April 16, 2005
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To masturbate and or "Gaff" to something extraordinary (porn clips with amazing portnstars) or during sexual intercourse.
Kumar: "Oh my god! I need to gaff...I've been dry for days."
Wong: "Days...holy shit...It's been hours for me and I'm soooo dry."
Kumar: "That's not coo...what would Colonel Sanders say about this...?
Wong: "Gaff and Munch child...Gaff and munch..."
by A Panda from Antartica June 20, 2010
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1 of 2 meanings -
1- someones humble abode a house or apartment
2- a vagina
1- "We're having a party round my gaff"
2 - "Do you want to cum round my gaff" Caroline said, "Erm what time?" Sessel replied
by Sessel April 28, 2006
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