Gazpacho Police

Soup Nazis.

According to WWII scholar and Holocaust historian Marjorie Taylor Greene, the Gazpacho Police are now roaming the halls of Congress.

"Nancy Pelosi's Gazpacho Police, spying on members of Congress..." complained Greene. A person of her erudition could not possibly have been confusing cold vegetable soup with the Gestapo, Hitler's secret force, tasked with sending people to the concentration camps.

Gazpacho Police by Monkey's Dad February 10, 2022

Gazpacho 

synonym of "cool."

Used to describe a person or thing of insane awesomeness.

Used once by Ryan Seacrest on American Idol.

"Dude, that was straight gazpacho of you to buy me that drink!"

Gazpacho by KatieKatieKatie1 April 23, 2010

Tibetan Spunk Gazpacho 

When many men ejaculate into a bowl and freeze it until it is very cold but still liquid, and have a woman consume said gazpacho

Dude, I was at this crazy blow bang the other day and us guys decided to make a batch of fresh Tibetan Spunk Gazpacho

Tibetan Spunk Gazpacho by TheMalevolentGoblin January 4, 2014

macho gaspacho 

spanish-esque lingo for man juice, used by Jack in Will&Grace Series 2

"get your machog aspacho about, doncha?"

macho gaspacho by +Fizza+ September 6, 2005

Gazpacho 

huge balls; huge ball sack

ive got a big gazpacho. girl: i heard his gazpacho is big as fuck

Gazpacho by bebis man January 26, 2016

Gazpacho 

1) This term is used to described a mafia boss that will never become a capo or anything higher then that.

2) ha, ha, ha.... ha

Gazpacho by Anonymous February 5, 2003

Gazpacho 

An incredibly bad player in a video game. The kind of player that forces you to wonder how much the opposing team paid them to be THAT bad. A gazpacho is a true burden to their teammates. A liability. Due to the nature of how bad a gazpacho is anyone with the misfortune of witnessing a gazpacho play will be rendered temporarily paralysed and dumbstruck.

counter-strike
"Someone flash long."
"CAN I DO IT?"
"Ok, don't fuck up. Please, please don't fuck up."

*It is imperative that the gazpacho misses the flashbang to secure his title. He "accidentally" blinds his entire team, which is proceeded by spraying his P90 because "I thought I saw a CT before I got blinded!", killing several of his teammates and injuring others.*

Gazpacho by Akk on a Jatak February 3, 2013