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29.
a hot girls less atractive best friend who fallows her every where she goes in hopes being able to interact or hook up with people shes not qualified to be with but the hot friend is. some times when a girl brings her goat it is a positive thing especialy for a dessperate friend in need.
dude if your girlfriend is coming to the show with us can you tell her to bring her goat for me
by brick wall! April 22, 2009
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someone who runs back and forward and kicks random cunts like yo who dis be at motherfuckers get out of my passage way. they like milk from the theet and they like to suckle on thi mothers breast snnnnnooooooooooopppppppppppppllllliiiiiooooooooooooonnnnnnnnnn yooooo
oi that brazilian just got headbutted! "must have been a goat!"
by antievsx September 28, 2013
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known as a person with goat like features such as hair In relation to bathomit!!!
corey taylor has goat like hair
by mythical chewbracabra December 30, 2011
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JARED TYLER MORGAN.
1. A man who commonly tucks his balls between his legs then pulls down his pants revealing his nuts and ass at the same time.
2. "Jared show your goat"
by Lyndi Is Cool May 28, 2011
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Goat: A person place or thing that is extremely ugly and/or extremely stupid.

Being a Goat is never a good sign of your popularity while either at the work place, or in a school environment.

This term is to be used as a adjective to describe someone/something.
Yo kid, you are such a Goat! *BAaaaaaHHH!*
Kid: :( Awhh
by New trends 101 March 24, 2011
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To put your testicles in between the back of your thighs and bend over exposing the Goat
Awe that guy just goated me
by Pandathrower December 19, 2009
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A person on the web with unbridled cynicism and sarcasm, who's Internet asshole savvyness makes him or her blind to actual valid points, arguments, grievances, etc while unaware that he or she is part of the problem.

Named after the Three Billy Goats Gruff story, a tie-in with the "Troll" and a play on the world "Goad".
Random FPS Gamer in waiting lobby: Dude, dont play on that map, the game devs are still fixing it after people found a bug that corrupted the files on your game.

Goat: LMAO so basically you suck and cant play. Lemmi guess, lag in rl? GTFO Noob.
by Holaventrillodota November 25, 2009
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