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GET OFF MY DICK as said to a hoe or fake nigga who keeps sweating your pockets or whip "say bitch G.O.M.D"
G.O.M.D dumb bitch or more commonly just say G.O.M.D
G.O.M.D by kingc November 13, 2007

n i g g a m o d e 

this happens when a black person gets mad and cussed the fuck out of you (btw this is a joke im black and im writing this)
bruh im bouta to go n i g g a m o d e on ya
Quite literally means “Get Off My Dick
Can you just g.o.m.d man I’m tryin my best”
G.O.M.D by MrFlamin September 4, 2023

G.U.O.M.D. 

"Why did you do that?"

"G.U.O.M.D. man. It was an accident"
G.U.O.M.D. by Wowwwwwwwwwwwwwww November 16, 2009

G.D.M.F.S.O.B. 

God damn mother fuckin son of a bitch!
"God damn mother fuckin son of a bitch! I can't move, I can't twitch!"
G.D.M.F.S.O.B. by Mike Pissoff November 14, 2003

L.M.G.D.M.F.A.O

Abbreviation for the term Laughing My God Damn Mother Fucking Ass Off. Often used online when one can't be bothered to actually say it all.
person1: I fell off my bike today and twisted my ankle
person2: L.M.G.D.M.F.A.O.
L.M.G.D.M.F.A.O by Deans_babi_gurl September 9, 2005