G.B.S.G time 

G.B.S.G (gay boy straight girl) time is a ritual between a gay boy and straight girl. During this event the gay Boy will often paint the girls nails, do her hair, and apply makeup to the girl whilst the girl complains about how her life is going. Generally it is the best thing to cheer a girl up.

Girl: I HATE MY LIFE!!! My term paper was on my hard drive and my computer crashed!!
Gay Boy: oh honey it sounds like you need some G.B.S.G time

G.B.S.G time by Psuedopodia April 23, 2010

G.B.S. coordinates 

The all-too-common and totally-erroneous satellite-generated map-instructions that necessitate getting your vehicle hauled out of a lake, direct you to a non-existent road through a swamp or dense forest, etc.

I took a shortcut that my TomTom claimed was a viable road, but it turned out to be a rough dead-end dirt track that's been completely washed out in the middle for nearly thirty years --- talk about some totally G.B.S. coordinates! Why don't they do some bleepin' UPDATING of their maps once in a while???

G.B.S. coordinates by QuacksO September 30, 2018

A.G.B.S.C.

Anti-Gravity Ball Sack Capacitor. IE: The feeling you get when something made you extremely happy, similar to when you are on a rollercoaster ride and your balls float up and feel neat.

My team just won the Stanley Cup, and my AGBSC was activated.

A.G.B.S.C. by Andy November 30, 2004

S.M.N.G.B.S 

Super
Mega
Not
Gay
Butt

Sex

What else do you need to know.

Person: ay wanna have S.M.N.G.B.S.?
Other Person: whas dat
Person: lemme show u ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

S.M.N.G.B.S by PopperOfCherries May 17, 2018

G.A.B.S. 

Generally Acceptable Boning Standards - Although each guy has unique tastes in women, almost every guy can agree on generally acceptable standards which deem a woman worthy to have sex with.

- Even though I prefer skinny blondes, that thick brunette is definitely within G.A.B.S.

- I was so drunk last night I slept with a girl that is definitely not within G.A.B.S.

G.A.B.S. by Mofomagic January 2, 2012

I.J.W.G.B.T.A.F.Y.S.S.B.A.L.Y.W.I.K.M.A.D 

I just wanna get back together and fuck you sometime soon and also love you which I kinda might already do

Hey I.J.W.G.B.T.A.F.Y.S.S.B.A.L.Y.W.I.K.M.A.D what do you think?

I.J.W.G.B.T.A.F.Y.S.S.B.A.L.Y.W.I.K.M.A.D by A.person.with.thoughts September 18, 2020

s.s.s.o.p.g.y.b.s.d.l.t

The act of being very forgetful.

my girlfriend forgot to give me a goodbye kiss. She is such s.s.s.o.p.g.y.b.s.d.l.t

s.s.s.o.p.g.y.b.s.d.l.t by s_t17 May 14, 2008