| 1. | Pump Monkey | ||
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A relentless self-serving cheerleader for financial markets generally motivated by an ulterior motive, e.g. a liar. "Experts" who promote their own "book," or investment strategy with an aim toward personal gain. Economic recovery is dependent upon pump monkeys bolstering consumer confidence.
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| 2. | last one there is a penis pump | ||
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1. A saying yelled when racing to a given point, preferably when running over a pond that has barely frozen.
2. A general saying expressing excitement or anticipation. The phrase was spawned from an edited "G.I. Joe Public Service Announcement" which can be found at: www.heavengallery.com/fenslerfilms/ While getting into the car to drive to Chipotle: "last one there is a penis pump"!
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| 3. | G.I.Joe | ||
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A group of clips taken from the G.I.Joe end messages, and edited to be hillarious. "Last one on the ice is a penis pump! Holy crap im going <b>so</b> fast... <b>AHH FUCK</b>
and "Pork chop samwhiches... holy crap, get the fuck outta here you retards, get the hell out fuck!" Also who could forget Boy1: "What that hells that on the road?" Boy2: "I dunno, lets launch over it." *car pulls up and black man gets out* Blackie: "Bodymassage" Boy1: "What did he say to us?" *blackie removes the broken electrical cable from the road* Blackie: "im a body massage machiene" |
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| 4. | g-maf | ||
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A bunch of little punks (ages 12-17) who get into trouble and look stupid calling themselves a gang. These kids don't live in Philly, they live in the suburbs. They don't move drugs, they get grounded for bad report cards. (Aslo known as G-Mob -- See Springfield Township High School ) These kids are going to be the ones who grow up and pump gas, or work cement with Mr.D, or still live with their parents when they don't go to college and have a beat job. "Those kids are in G-Maf"
"Oh damn, thats a shame." -- "Why are those white suburban kids freestyling?" "Their parents must have done a poor job raising them, they joined g-maf" |
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| 5. | Pump | ||
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1. (Verb) To beat the crap out of someone in order to extract information.
2. (Vulgar Adjective) A person, usually a woman, of loose morality who shares their bed with anyone. 1. "That motherfucker didnt want to talk, so I pumped him for the info, then I laid his ass out like a bag of sleepin' pills!"
2. "Yo, you know Renee? Yeah, bro, she be fuckin' with everybody. That bitch is the project pump, yo!" |
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| 6. | PP4L | ||
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Short for Penis Pump for life or Penis Pump 4 life.
Was established by the world's elite secret societies. Founders synth & pheco looked to pave the way for a new generation of trolls to come, which led them to preaching the holy doctrine of the almighty Pump throughout the industrious country of India, where Penis Pump headquarters now stands in Mumbai. During this time, over nine thousand people flocked to the streets in pursuit of the two mighty warriors who had brought joy and lulz to their country, and by the power of the lulz, they united themselves as one into the legion of mass terror known as Penis Pump, codename PP4L. Today, the radical Penis Pump warriors exist as merciless internet superheroes who have chosen the path of the lulz, and thus have chosen to dedicate their lives to the important cause of spreading lulz, G.R.I.D.S., anti-Israeli 9/11 conspiracies, and other serious business throughout the intarwebs. Penis Pump, serious business. PP4L!
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| 7. | G.I.P | ||
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Get It Pumped (have sexual intercourse with) * guy walking with attractive*
guys friends: G.I.P!!! |
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