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Mufflered Fellatio 

Breaking wind while performing a blow job
Dammit, I was sucking on a huge new cock last night. Everything was perfect, except I was a little bit drunk, and I broke wind right in the middle of it all. Thank god he was drunk too, and we made a joke and called it mufflered fellatio. We had great sex, but I was pretty embarrassed.
Mufflered Fellatio by susan0506 October 8, 2011
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Fellations

I wouldn't date Sarah, but I wouldn't mind having fellations with her.
Fellations by bjh60 December 9, 2008
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Fell Asleep in the Shower

An excuse guys use when they are in the shower for a long time because they are jerking off.
Wife: You took a long time in the bathroom to get ready this morning.
Husband: I was real tired and had trouble waking up. I fell asleep in the shower.

Smart Fella 

You're either a Smart Fella or a Fart Smella

Russian Fellatio 

A blowjob with a mouthful of piss and shit
Did you hear that Hannah has mastered the Russian Fellatio?
Yeah I did, Scott is in for a surprise.
Russian Fellatio by Colby_Jaque October 17, 2021

Fell off a Truck 

Was stolen, lifted, burgled, etc.
"Where did you get that expensive new V.C.R. and Bicycle?"

"They fell off a truck."
Fell off a Truck by Branduff January 16, 2009

fell from grace 

If you fall from grace, you do something that results in a loss of respect and support, especially among those who influence your life or career.

to relapse into sin or disfavor.

to lose favor; be discredited
# The company's vice-president was expected to take over the company until he fell from grace after being arrested for stealing company funds.

# It's been sad watching so many athletes fall from grace and have their records deleted from the record books for taking performance-enhancing drugs like steroids.

# He fell from grace when the boss found out he had lied.
fell from grace by alyery June 10, 2009