| 1. | Mooking | ||
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The act of having sexual intercourse in the back of a U-Haul truck while surrounded by stuffed walruses and fuzzy pink dildos. Grandpa: Hey sexy lady I got a U-Haul, wanna mook?
Grandma: I was hoping you'd ask! I'll get the fuzzy pink dildos. Grandpa: Okay I'll be waiting in the truck to start mooking! |
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| 2. | Blue | ||
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The color of masturbation.
Everytime you turn on talk sex with Sue Johannson she is ALWAYS waving around a blue dildo. Many items that have to do with masturbation are one of the few sexual colors, blue (like 95% of dildos) or pink (like the fuzzy handcuffs) Ariana: I was waching talk sex with sue a few days ago!
Carlee: I love her! Ariana: She natrually was waving around a blue dildo talking about clitoral stimulation... Carlee: hahaha sounds like Sue. Ariana: WHY'RE THEY ALWAYS BLUE?? Carlee: Blue is the color of masturbation, DUH! |
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| 3. | Blue | ||
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The color of masturbation.
Everytime you turn on talk sex with Sue Johannson she is ALWAYS waving around a blue dildo. Many items that have to do with masturbation are one of the few sexual colors, blue (like 95% of dildos) or pink (like the fuzzy handcuffs) Ariana: I was waching talk sex with sue a few days ago!
Carlee: I love her! Ariana: She natrually was waving around a blue dildo talking about clitoral stimulation... Carlee: hahaha sound like Sue Ariana: WHY'RE THEY ALWAYS BLUE?? Carlee Watkins: Blue is the color of masturbation, DUH! |
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