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blue-veined junket pumper
boner
cock
dick
dipstick
dong
doughnut holder
firm worm
hard on
John Thomas
knob
love muscle
love stick
love truncheon
meat
meat whistle
member
ol' one-eye
one-eyed trouser snake
pecker
pee-pee
percy
piece of pork
pink oboe
pork sword
prick
purple-headed trouser snake
pussy plunger
rod
salty dog
schlong
skin flute
spunk stick
stiffy
throbber
throbbing python of love
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wee-wee
wife's best friend
willy
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Please do not put your fuzzy no no on my face.
by wifigurl February 03, 2003
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suck my fuzzy no no
by ted April 29, 2003
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Custard chucker, one-eyed monster, pussy pounder, salty yogurt slinger, one-eyed purple headed cunt commanding pork stick
Fuzee NOOOOO NOOOOO
by Mr.X (homer simpson) June 19, 2003
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by Anonymous August 16, 2003
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A babyish word meaning "no-fur."
by Anonymous September 11, 2003
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The one-eye'd wonder worm
by Kaiousama July 09, 2003
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wedding tackle (British orig.)
tuna spoon
puking banana
my new watch
purple porpose
dipstick
ol' boy
hiding hotdog
poon plunger
by Knucklehead July 19, 2003
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