FutureAestheticMale

A random greycel on the incel forum looksmax.org who documents his slow descent into madness with quickfire shit posts larping about his subhuman 'friend' and asking users to rate ''''''him''''''

Goy: FutureAestheticMale really thinks hes mtn, hes sub 2

Goy2: Yeah what a soycuck face he has

FutureAestheticMale by lookism5678 April 12, 2023

futurbate 

The act of stimulating oneself to the point of orgasm whilst imagining the future, mature appearance of an unfortunately under-aged hottie.

Why should I have to wait 3 years to masturbate to an 18 year old Selena Gomez when I can futurbate to her right now?

futurbate by Time Traveling Masturbator March 18, 2011

Faturbate 

The act of using your inner thigh fat to masturbate.

Dude 1: Yo, last night I got bored so I decided to faturbate.
Dude 2: That's gross dude.

Faturbate by Mutheryucka March 4, 2016

futerbate 

(v.) To have sex in the car.

Yeah me and my boy were futerbating last night.

futerbate by Hajabajoobi August 31, 2003

futurebassistboy 

created when the up and coming legend Matt Hix decided to take up the most worthy bass. Now, however he has joined his most worthy band to become..."Bassistguy"!

"futurebassistboy too the rescue!!!"

"futurebassistboy has evolved from sucking at the bass, to being awsome and becoming...Bassistguy!"

futurebassistboy by Josh "Magic Hands" Franx June 4, 2004

futureaversary 

The future anniversary date of 2 people. The future date where 2 people plan on getting married or taking their current relationship to the next level.

Erica: OhMiGosh today is TOTALLY our futureaversary!!!!
Joe: oh ya. schweet
Erica: Ya WHATCHA get me!? WHEREYA taking me for dins?!? I cant wait to open my futureaversary present!!!

Joe: I gotchu baby, in three-sixty-five, you'll have everything you want on your wedding day

futureaversary by rollinstonezies October 29, 2015