Store managers are also known to give employees instructions that are in violation of obvious safety signs placed near equipment in the warehouse.
This chain is a great place to go if you enjoy being heckled and pushed by salespeople who know nothing about the products they are supposedly experts about, and are overly concerned about pushing stupid sales plans on people, which anyone who doesn't drop kick the product the instant after getting home does not need.
After a heavy dilema is presented, or a period of silence falls, it is appropriate to call out, "Quick! To the futureshop!!" The idea is that the solution will be within the futureshop!!
The two exclaimation points are totally required, even if it isn't the last word in the sentence.
Guy2: Quick! To the futureshop!!
Guy: Hey guys, what's new.
Guy2: Absolutely nothing man. We even tried cleaning out the futureshop!! but even that couldn't break this boredom.