| 1. | Ham and Brownies Day | ||
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An Internet holiday consisting of gaming, hanging out, and ham/brownie consumption in great quantities. Currently unrecognized by most news outlets and governments, Ham and Brownie Day will surely become a fixture of calendars in the near future. Ham and Brownie Day occurs on August 12th of every year. As the day approaches, observers of this holiday often stock up on ham products and brownies in anticipation of the amazing parties sure to ensue. When the day finally arrives, participants are encouraged to eat their fill of ham and brownies, then do whatever the heck they want from then on. Play video games, sleep, read a book, watch TV, whatever. Ham and Brownie Day is mostly about the celebration of all things ham-ish and brownie-like, as well as centered on having a good time. It's a feel-good holiday that anyone can take part in! Yo! Ham and Brownies day is coming up! Get Kyle down here with some fine-ass ham!
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| 2. | ham doctor | ||
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Future slang for a really, really, shockingly nasty sex act. "Dude, if she'll let you be the ham doctor, marry her!"
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| 3. | Big Red | ||
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My future ex-wife. The one and only Big Red aka Bigz aka Biggie Bigz aka Notorious R-E-D. Me: Yo, Heavy D, where's Bigz at?
D: Big Red's on the way, my man. |
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| 4. | Pyjamaramahambo | ||
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The enjoyment of Rambo flicks whilst donning pyjamas and appreciate some well glazed ham. Exceptions include meals of bagettes and Fresca, as well as watching the entirety of the Star Wars or Back to the Future anthologies in the place of First Blood. Matumbo: What'll it be boys? Pyjamaramahambo at my place tonight?
Jackson: Great Scott! I'll bring the ham! |
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| 5. | HAM | ||
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Hot Ab Men Oooh girl look at that HAM!!
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| 6. | prefanity | ||
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Coined by Penny Arcade, prefanity are words and expressions which are not yet considered profanity, but will at some point in the future become vulgar. "That guy who just killed me in Halo is a real ham doctor"
"What's a ham doctor?" "It's prefanity, dude. Trust me, soon it will be a worse insult than cuntburglar - just wait and see" |
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| 7. | 98 | ||
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"Thats so 98" In reference to a post made about Dubstep being the future Youtube video named "Battleship soundtrack 2012 FREE DOWNLOAD" "Have you seen this new laser knife, it cuts through my ham sandwhich like a laser"
"whoa, dude, that's dubstep, that's 98" |
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