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1. Called soccer in the US.
2. Commonly referred to as fag-ball. 3. Hockey for retards. Bill: Hey, the futbol championship is on tv.
Ted: What? this isn't football season. Bill: No, not football, futbol.... soccer. Ted: Oh, you mean fag-ball. Let's not watch and say we didn't. Bill: What? How can you say that? Soccer is the number one game in the world. Ted: It's like hockey for retards though; hockey players wear skates on slippery ice, can check each other, shoot at a goal three feet wide, and the goalie wears tons of pads so he blocks most of the goal; soccer on the other hand play on grass, can't check, have a goal 17 feet wide, with a little guy in front of it; and both games score the same amount of points. Bill: I never thought about it rationally before... You are so right. |
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Soccer in the US
A highly respected sport in all countrys except for the US and Canada For all you haters its harder then i looks Go get in the goal and try to stop a ball goin 80mph that is kicked from 12yds away from you and try to block it or try to juke out eleven peolpe so that you can score. I bet that none of you football players can do it. Football should be called pussy ball Football Player: Lets go play football
Futbol Player: That pussy sport? Lets play futbol Football Player: That sport is gay Futbol Player: Well i want to see you score points without being covered from head to toe with pads |
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called futbol in any and all countries using the metric system. hey let's go play some futbol mates.
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