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F๐ฎ๐ญ๐ฌ๐š๐ฅ ๐ƒ๐ฎ๐ฆ๐ฉ๐ฅ๐ข๐ง๐  

Futsal Dumpling- Not to be confused with dumpling futsal . This is when a ball used in futsal is wrapped and made into a dumpling , many people do this practice as the ball gives the elasticity of the food and the hollow nature of the ball allows more flavours to be kept inside the dumpling . Futsal dumplings have been a tradition all around the word , sometimes when element dumplings cannot be made futsal dumplings are used instead . Futsal dumplings are very crucial to a humanโ€™s life as we cannot survive without them .
๐˜๐˜ตโ€™๐˜ด ๐˜ซ๐˜ถ๐˜ฏ ๐˜๐˜ข๐˜ฐโ€™๐˜ด ๐˜ฃ๐˜ช๐˜ณ๐˜ต๐˜ฉ๐˜ฅ๐˜ข๐˜บ ๐˜ต๐˜ฐ๐˜ฅ๐˜ข๐˜บ ๐˜ธ๐˜ฆ ๐˜ฃ๐˜ฆ๐˜ต๐˜ต๐˜ฆ๐˜ณ ๐˜ฎ๐˜ข๐˜ฌ๐˜ฆ ๐˜ฉ๐˜ช๐˜ฎ ๐˜ด๐˜ฐ๐˜ฎ๐˜ฆ ๐˜ต๐˜ณ๐˜ข๐˜ฅ๐˜ช๐˜ต๐˜ช๐˜ฐ๐˜ฏ๐˜ข๐˜ญ F๐ฎ๐ญ๐ฌ๐š๐ฅ ๐ƒ๐ฎ๐ฆ๐ฉ๐ฅ๐ข๐ง๐  !

Valencia Club de Fรบtbol 

Valencia is a soccer team from Valencia, Spain. It was founded on March 18, 1919 and plays in the Primera Divisiรณn. Their home stadium, the Mestalla, has capacity for 55,000 spectators. It is the fifth Spanish club with most titles in national competitions (14) and third most international titles behind Real Madrid and Barcelona. Studies conducted in 2005 and 2007 pointed to Valencia as one of the 20 richest clubs on the planet. The club is the third in Spain in number of members (65,000) and pep rallies, the famous peรฑas (700). A survey conducted in May 2007 by the Centro de Investigaciones Sociology (CIS) has appointed Valencia as the third most popular club in Spain (5.3%), behind only such giants Real Madrid and Barcelona. It's the world's best team and its fans are known as Los Ches.
Valencia Club de Fรบtbol is the best team ever.
Feminist Until The Bill Arrives.
A woman who thinks she can undoubtedly be a woman in control under all situations. A true feminist. But when it comes time to pay for dinner or pay the bills. She backs off real fast.
This chick was so nice all night long. She opened her own doors, pulled out her own seat, but when it came time to pay the bill, she became a freakin futba.
Futba by Rajo December 7, 2006

Furbalicious 

A creature known to behave and act as a Furby.

Commonly found in the North Eastern part of the United States. Can be used to describe something/ someone thats tastefully stout.
Wow, did you see Tyler?

Yeah, he's furbalicious!
A sport played in the USA. One of the few existing sports where obesity is required to play. Primarily played by fat men. The object of the game is to get in as many sex positions as you can with your fellow male opponent within 11 minutes, and give Budweiser an excuse to show beer ads for an hour, while fooling viewers into thinking the real objective is to touch the ball down in a designated area of the field in 60 minutes. So boring and gay it cannot be played outside the USA, because people of other nationalities do not have the required qualities, i.e. short attention spans, weak bladders and outright homosexuality, to watch two seconds of it without puking and running out of their houses with wet towels on their heads, shouting,"That's(expletive) gay!"
52% of fatball viewers prefer watching Budweiser ads than the sport itself. gayball queerball fagball
Fatball by RedEdSaid July 20, 2010
A form of indoor soccer played on a basketball court will a small and heavier ball that normal. It takes quite a lot of skill and control and if you disagree how bout you get off your butt and try to play it. And I did not spell it wrong futsal is not FOOTBALL (american or not).
"Have you ever played futsal?"
"You mean football?"

"No you dumbass! FUTSAL!"
futsal by Soccer Fanatic December 24, 2009