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3. futard
conjunction originally meaning FUcking reTARD. usually used with assbag
That futard assbag just kicked me in the nuts.
by Justin Jacobs Jan 2, 2004 add a video
1. Futard
an abbreviation of fucking retard! Someone who's stupidity defies all logic and reason and is borderline retarded.

Also see futarded
Abby - HA HA did you just see that it was so funny
Dion - No abby your futarded, plants growing is not funny.
2. Futard
1. a fucking retard
2. a really dumb person
Wow, did he just walk right into a fat guy's belly button? What a futard.
4. Futard
Someone who's stupidity defies all logic and reason.

Abbreviation of F*cking Retard
My god you are such a Futard, you can't even open child proof locks!
by M240871 Aug 12, 2005 add a video
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