fisturbating 

To masturbate by inserting one's fist into one's own orifice or orifices. Artificial or disembodied fists may also be used. The word is a hybrid of "Fisting", "Masturbating" and "Sophisticated", and as such could be considered a sophisticated form of self-fisting.

"I wouldn't go in there Gavin, Tylah is Fisturbating."

Bryce: "Dan, if you don't sort that shit out my fist will be up your ass"
Dan: "I can fisturbate MYSELF!"

fisturbating by Under Training May 11, 2008

flustrating 

Flustered & Frustrating combined into the one word to describe a feeling of both emotions when overwhelmed.

Part time team members not being present full time can be flustrating as their pace is never moving at the same rate as ours.

flustrating by Funkessentials February 13, 2013

Fucking Frustrating

"Fucking Frustrating" applies to a wide range of situations, topics, and things in general not because it's a general term, but because most things in the world are, from one angle or another, extremely fucking frustrating. Typically, things that are "fucking frustrating" initially elicit a calm reaction, which quickly escalates info acute frustration through jaw clenching, then fist bawling, then screaming of the word "fuck." This gradual transition into the terminal stage is a result of the human mind's inbuilt hyperbole aversion mechanisms being slowly overcome by reality.

"Spinning rainbow ball? Fuck. That shit is fucking frustrating."

Fucking Frustrating by pedomedved April 6, 2012

fasturbating 

1)the act of masturbating very quickly.
2)masturbating as quickly as possible

I had to finish fasturbating before my lunch break was over.

fasturbating by Bitchen Kitchen January 9, 2009

frusturbating 

the act of masturbating in the abcence of exersex

my ho dont need no excersex, iv been reduced fo frusturbating man!

frusturbating by jameshe September 25, 2006

Funtrating

A mix of the words funny and frustrating.

Because both of us kept overthinking, it was funtrating!

Funtrating by EveningHeart August 6, 2022

long and frustrating 

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dam that was long and frustrating, also beans r real gud.

long and frustrating by did u know beans a gud March 14, 2022