heaven for rustiness 

The phrase that a recent US migrant uses to insult a company operating in a 3rd world country whose offer he has rejected for obscure reasons

literal meaning: A place where people can actually get rust on their balls

Loser1: Get your history right, have you ever worked at PNS??
Loser2: Its a heaven for rustiness!

heaven for rustiness by SayNoToMe August 2, 2011

fastness 

Moron-speak for the word "speed".

"He drank that Steel Reserve with so much fastness, I punched him in the testicles for showing off"

fastness by Hank McDizzleson July 3, 2008

Funliness  

Having qualities traditionally ascribed to fun, such as excitement or laughing.

Archaic: in a funly manner.

Tim: What about the funliness factor?

Theodore: The level of funliness will be matched only by the level of manliness at the party, so grab your steel mits and whiskey.

Funliness by Cool Brad February 20, 2009

Fuckiness 

The smell of your underwear and/or bedsheets the morning after lots of sex.

I can still smell our fuckiness on these sheets even though I've washed them twice!

Fuckiness by Unbearable Muriel November 12, 2010

fartiness 

The amount of uncontrolled farting

Christmas Pudding is consumed for increased fartiness. It is all fine and well, but if eaten after proper maturity of approx 3 months it has better crumbliness and decreased fartiness.

fartiness by mobri December 22, 2009

funniness 

1. The act of being extremely funny, goofy, or stupid.

Sammy and I were instant messaging jokes back and forth, with everyone getting stupider and stupider, thus creating funniess.

funniness by Eri September 6, 2004

Factiness 

Careful, select use of the facts for the achievement of truthiness.

Fact: In 2002, the majority of Democratic senators voted to invade Iraq.
Factiness: They've been in power for two days now - it's their responsibility to get us out.

Factiness by Shirty the Slightly Aggressive Bear January 13, 2007