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To be inadequate at one's job of being an usher and having the inability to rip patron's tickets, seat people, socialize and give directions.

*It is the slang term for being a fake usher; looking like you are an usher but lacking any of the characteristics of one.
That girl sucks, how hard is it to rip a ticket!? Stupid fusher.
by luna21 December 06, 2010

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