1. v. To penetrate a person with one's nubs.
"Yo, that bitch with no hands totally furnked me last night, bro."
1. When you get so drunk, you can't type straight when you get home and try to talk to someone on messenger.
2. Combination of the two words fucking and drunk
1. After we went out tonight to troubles for singles, I was so furnk when I came home and said hello to you on MSN.
2. I'm so furnk tonight, I can't even type straight!