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The term used for women attached to a domicile as a perk (like renting an apartment that is already furnished). From the movie Soylent Green:
Shirl tells Thorn that she's getting a new tenant Det. Thorn: He'll like you. You're a helluva piece of furniture. Shirl: Don't talk to me like that. Please. Det. Thorn: OK. |
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Marijuana, colloquial, obscure. Used to camouflage in mixed company or in telephone conversations. "Hey, wanna come over and help me move some furniture?"
"Whoa, that was some heavy-ass furniture." "Dennis and I burned some old furniture last night. It was danky." |
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When at least three guys in the same living arrangement have gotten on the same girl, she is referred to as furniture. Everyone's been on that piece of furniture.
I got on Sarah last night, since you guys have hooked up with her too I guess that makes her furniture now. |
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another nickname for a man's package before going rock-climbing, i had to make sure all the furniture was in the same room
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Something you sit on. Grenade is a peice of furniture
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Office workers that have been there so long, and do so little, that you only notice them when they move or are missing. Hey where's Fred? It's like somebody took a piece of the furniture !
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referring to ones teeth damn dogg did you see that hoe's furniture, it was all messed up!
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