, colloquial, obscure. Used to camouflage in mixed company or in telephone conversations.
"Hey, wanna come over and help me move some furniture?"
"Whoa, that was some heavy-ass furniture."
"Dennis and I burned some old furniture last night. It was danky."
The term used for women attached to a domicile as a perk (like renting an apartment that is already furnished).
When at least three guys in the same living arrangement have gotten on the same girl, she is referred to as furniture.
Everyone's been on that piece of furniture.
I got on Sarah last night, since you guys have hooked up with her too I guess that makes her furniture now.
another nickname for a man's package
before going rock-climbing, i had to make sure all the furniture was in the same room
Something you sit on.
Grenade is a peice of furniture
Office workers that have been there so long, and do so little, that you only notice them when they move or are missing.
Hey where's Fred? It's like somebody took a piece of the furniture !
referring to ones teeth
damn dogg did you see that hoe's furniture, it was all messed up!