After you fart many times while sitting on the couch, when you get up it is warm and the smell is there for a long time afterwards.
Todd watched the football game on the couch. When he left the fart furnace kept the room warm for hours.
A heated, sticky, humid, jungle like environment which often induces swamp ass and usually conveys a smell of dirty, wet, taint juice.
This dorm bathroom is a complete crotch furnace.
That bathroom was such a crotch furnace that I had to remove my shirt while shitting.
The damp smell that eminates from your furnace vents the first time you turn it on in cold weather
I just turned the heat on in this house this fall and it smells like wet dust. It must be furnacetity.
A Woman's lower genitals. A.K.A- poontang, pussy, bearded clam, vertical smile, beaver, cunt, trim, hair pie, bearded ax wound, tuna taco, fur burger, cooch, cooter, punani, snatch, twat, lovebox, box, cookie, fuckhole, love canal, flower, nana, pink taco, cat, catcher's mitt, muff, roast beef curtains, the cum dump, chocha, black hole, sperm sucker, fish sandwich, cock warmer, whisker biscuit, carpet, love hole, deep socket, cum craver, cock squeezer, slice of heaven, flesh cavern, the great divide, cherry, tongue depressor, clit slit, hatchet wound, honey pot, quim, meat massager, chacha, stinkhole, black hole of calcutta, cock socket, pink taco, bottomless pit, dead clam, cum crack, twat, rattlesnake canyon, bush, cunny, flaps, fuzz box, fuzzy wuzzy, gash, glory hole, grumble, man in the boat, mud flaps, mound, peach, pink, piss flaps, the fish flap, love rug, vadge, the furry cup, stench-trench, wizard's sleeve, DNA dumpster, tuna town, split dick, bikini bizkit, cock holster, cockpit, snooch, kitty kat, poody tat, grassy knoll, cold cut combo, Jewel box, rosebud, curly curtains, furry furnace, slop hole, velcro love triangle, nether lips, where Uncle's doodle goes, altar of love, cupid's cupboard, bird's nest, bucket, cock-chafer, love glove, serpent socket, spunk-pot, hairy doughnut, fun hatch, spasm chasm, red lane, stinky speedway, bacon hole, belly entrance, nookie, sugar basin, sweet briar, breakfast of champions, wookie, fish mitten, fuckpocket, hump hole, pink ...more...
(n) Pronounced: che-zey snatch
1. Best describes a womans vagina after a rather strenious activity, such as exercise or fucking.
2. When sitting close to a girl who was obviously not washed for a number of days, such as after a multi-day festival or camping trip, and you can smell her vagina from where you are.
3. The state of a girls vagina, unkept, messy and smells bad.
Man 1: How was last night with that bird that you pick up?
Man 2: Yeah it was good until she asked me to go down on her, smelt like rotten cheese left behind the furnace for a week, hairer then a damn dog.
Man 1: Psst! hey can you smell that?
Man 2: Yeah I dont think that Jane was washed for a few days!
Man !: Yeah thats one cheesy snatch, bet it oozes out sauce!
Man: Damn girl do you ever maintain?
Girl: No im not really into that...
Man: Fuck you and your hippy values bitch shave and shower or im going to piss on your face
|6.||Italian Hot Pocket|
There are several parts to this act, and it evolves over the course of several months. Please, do read on;
1. First, you shit in a large 1-gallon plastic baggy for roughly a week. Be sure to seal this in an even larger baggy, as to keep it from bursting prematurely. A good diet to get your shit to the right consistency is very spicy Indian food.
2. Next, you take said bag and put it under your furnace for about a month. Be sure to check it every once in a while. If you smell bad kung pao, then you know that you've got a mess to clean up.
3. After allowing the plastic to melt with it's age and heat exposure, you take this, by now moldy, sack of shit, and sneak up on a friend.
4. You tap this friend on the shoulder. As they turn around, you slap 'em right in the face with the sack. Because said sack is rather old and weak, it will involuntarily explode, covering you and your friend in a hot moldy residue of three months of carefully planned ANGER.
I hit Joel with an Italian Hot Pocket the other day. I don't think the smell will come off of him until all his skin has peeled off in another, oh, lets say three years.
The accumulation of shart residue, butt sweat, butt grease, toilet paper bunnies (aka dingleberries), urine, semen, smegma, yeast, pus, lint, hairs butt cheese and other anal or genital excretions brought together in a crotch furnace or swamp ass. Schwit is generally collected around the butt-hole, gootch, ballsack, taint, muff and/or cooter and even all the way up the butt crack and under the muffin top or rolls of a beer belly in severe cases. Generally accumulated on a hot and humid day while working outside. The consistency varies according to the exact contents and ranges from toothpaste to syrup. Everyone's schwit has it's own unique fragrance, but generally a few familiar odors are recognizable. Schwit is responsible f...more...