A freshman boy in college who walks around campus with pre-college expectations of how to act cool and hip in college - while in fact, he is beyond clueless.

Furbies come in all shapes and sizes, but when you see one, you will know it instantly.

A furby is a specie that is often pushed aside by older girls and can often be swapped from one girl to another because they are forgettable creatures.
"I remember when I was a college freshman, I was late to my first class of my first day and I was running across campus to get there. I was such a furby!"
#clueless #newbie #n00b #loser #loner #college #freshman #fresh meat
by College God February 16, 2010
A poor excuse for a toy. A motherboard made out of scrap parts covered in fur. The toy makers at Mattel most likely have landfill scouts to go out everyday and locate parts to make Furby. The poor children buy this piece of crap and take it home to find that the advertisements weren't true. These kids think that Furby will respond to anything you say or tell it, but in reality, it has like 5 pre-recorded responses and laughs if you tap its stomach. Every time it "wakes up", you can't get it to turn off, so you sit there being tortured by its robotic voice for literally an hour before it decides to go to sleep. Furby is most likely a governmental spy that collects video footage of confused children. Don't take off its fur, because it looks like Satan. They tried to make it be cool by making it an app, which only succeeded in making it more lame. For God's sake, all you can do is feed it electronic food.
Mattel Guy: Hey dude, time to make another Furby.
Other Mattel Guy: Kill me.
#furby #satan #mattel #toys #furbish
by ocb2000 December 13, 2014
A small creature that is resemblent to a chinchilla/owl/bird. Furbies are badass to the highest degree. LEGIT.
Syd- "what is that bad-ass ball of fur over there?"
Aves- "Only my best friend. A FURBY!"
#your furby is showing #furbie #savage #legit #badass
by furby lover March 23, 2009
A chicks hairy ass crack
That bItch had a furby hanging out of her panties... Her ass fur is out of control!
#ass fur #crack hair #arctic ass #sasquatch butt #woolley mammoth taint
by Wild bill February 25, 2012
Furry Fetishists, People who like to wear animal costumes for sexual purposes. People who get turned on sexually by Team Mascots and other walkaround costumes. Conversely People who get turned on by wearing such costumes.

Playboy Bunnies are a variation of furby bait.

People who become sexually aroused by their partner animalized through costuming and behaviors or vice versa.

a Furbathon, a party with other Furbies resulting in an orgy
I think That Woody (the woodpecker mascot) really has a woodie, he's a total furby!

Yeah, I'm a Furby, I run to the bathroom when I see Chip N Dale, those big eyes and giant fur butts ! Grrrrrrrrrrrrr!

Awesome Furbathon this weekend, a purple poodle girl was in a 3some with a Pony and a Teddy Bear and I got some great head from 2 chickens! But when the pink bunny, 3 cats, the blue puppy and the Gorilla stared Masfurbating in a row the party was on!!!
#furby #furbies #furby bait #furbait #furbathon #masfurbating #furry #furries #furry fetishists #costumes #bunnies
by rubyoil June 10, 2011
The hairy area found on many males, and even some females, between the anus and genitalia. It is often dank and foul smelling from the collection of perspiration and feces that gets trapped in the netting of hairs.
Travis ignored the advice of his friends, on shaving his Furby, and now has to deal with the results of a ghastly odorous underball stench. Thus, nullifying any chance of slurpage from the underaged girls he desperately tries to impress.
#furbie #furb #funk patch #chode rot #crotch carpet
by Aeryck July 01, 2006
A Furby is a sexual position in which a woman sits on a mans face with her anus over the mans nose. If the woman has hair around her anus, it is considered a Furby.
I was eating out Suzanne last night, she sat on my face and gave me a Furby.
#furby #anus #sex #position #cunnilingus
by Caseyb2050 March 30, 2009
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