Top Definition
1. A bad toupee.

2. A prostitute's merkin.

3. An obscure sexual favor that involves wearing a prostitute's merkin as a toupee.
1. Donald Trump has a nasty fur beret.

2. If you're in to "natural" chicks, just have her wear a fur beret.

3. You were so drunk last night, you asked for a fur beret. You might want to check for lice.
by notanotherhofstragirl February 05, 2010
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