Friendectomy

Process of removing a friend, who has become too agonizing, from your friends list.

My Facebook needs a Friendectomy because this douche bag keeps poking me.

Friendectomy by marcojmt February 1, 2009

Fupandectomy 

Refers to the removal of the FUPA by way of surgery. This surgery is popular with the middle aged ladies due to the fact it makes you 10x more attractive. No matter how much a Fupandectomy cost, its well worht the price

"Ms Moss, you need a Fupandectomy, yo' FUPA is just getting out of control."
"Ms Moss, you need to call my dad and make an appointment to have a Fupandectomy, your FUPA is distracting me from my schoolwork"

Fupandectomy by billith February 15, 2005

friendectomy

When you're trying to hit on someone in a bar, but in order to make progress you need to cut loose his or her friend (because they are unattractive, annoying, etc.). This can be extremely difficult if the friend is a woman, as these friends typically don't like to be pushed aside, and will actively try to ruin the night for the potential couple.

"That girl was totally feeling me, but her fat friend was pissed off that there wasn't a wingman for her, so I had to pull a friendectomy."

friendectomy by FrankTheTank12345 February 14, 2010

Friendectomy

Noun.
1. The process of selectively removing persons deemed offensive, disrespectful, or having questionable motives from one's social circle or collection of friends.
2. In social media, e.g. Facebook, MySpace, Google, Twitter, the process of deleting, removing or "unfriending" such persons from one's friends or contact list.

I'm about to perform a Facebook friendectomy because the things she keeps saying on my page are just plain stupid.

Friendectomy by RobFather-X January 8, 2013

fupandectamy

the surgical procedure used to remove a womans fupa

thanks to the fupandectamy she can finally see her vagina again.

fupandectamy by fupasaurous rex June 7, 2010

de-friendectomy 

The act of cutting out the de-friending of a Facebook friend. In other words, adding someone back after they are removed from the friend list on someone's Facebook page.

Joe was de-friended?? no way! Bob needs to perform a Joe de-friendectomy, i.e. re-friend Joe now!

de-friendectomy by skibumdoc May 14, 2010