Funyons & Faggots 

refers to the loser Dungeons and dragons (D&D)guys. who usually smoke pot and fuck each other. With lwoer inhibitions and lack of hormonal release they bang each other. the pot making them want funyons, the sodomy makes them faggots.

Hey your brother still in the Funyons & Faggots club.

Funyons & Faggots by duke dynomite January 14, 2009

Hot Funyuns 

One of the best chips ever made by Frito-lay. Its like a fusion of funyuns and hot cheetos into a ring like chip. Every bite makes you take another and before you know it you finished your big ass bag of hot funyuns. Be careful they're addicting as hell and before you know it they become the #1 thing you buy when you go to the liquor store.

Person #1 : Are those the new hot funyuns
Person #2: Yeah maan these are fucking good
Person #1: Let me get some

5 mins later..
person #2: i said you can get some not eat it all you fatass

Hot Funyuns by Droopyx June 30, 2008

Funyuns 

A razor sharp, yet tasty snack that cosmetically resembles a unfried onion rings. Not only are they an excellent source of highly enriched corn product, but the small incisions they leave in the gums and roof of the mouth make Funyuns the quickest known method of dispersing garlic into one's blood stream. They may or may not cause cancer.

Bob: "Oh, sweet! Funyuns!"

Vampire: "Dammit!"

Funyuns by Luke September 6, 2007

Funnonsense 

When you should have commonsense regarding everyday life but would rather ignore that and go have fun.

Girl 1:I have my final exams tomorrow, I really should go home and study instead of going to that party tonight.

Girl 2: What are you crazy?? Lets go have some funnonsense, life will go on!

Funnonsense by udontknowme85 August 11, 2010

Funconscious 

Is when you are having too much fun so you lay on the floor until you are bored again

Guy: Is he alright?
Girl: : he's fine, just funconscious

Funconscious by MrToastt December 5, 2015

funions

The good food that tears right through one Mr. Jeffery B Kroner

Girl: "What some funions?"
Jeffery Kroner: "No bubba they tear right through me"

funions by BMBBOIIIISSSS July 10, 2019

funions

when you have a craving for something, but you dont know what it is

man, i got funions,

funions by djbenno September 29, 2008