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1.
noun.

compound form of "fat" and "cunt". commonly used in place of "fucking cunt", funt is more appropriate when describing a "fat cunt" as the soft pronounciation is more suited to "fat" than "fucking".

The funt in question, be it person, animal, or inanimate object, must possess some "cuntish" qualities and meet an appropriate size level to justify the "fat" part of the noun. Therefore, a massively overweight person may be called a funt, based solely on the first impression of their massive girth, and not because of their personality. If somebody is indeed a "cunt" but does not meet the size requirements to be called fat, or at least tubby, then the term funt would be inappropriate. All in all, the emphasis of meaning in funt is on "fat" rather than "cunt".
"Omg, Michael is such a funt."

"That's a funt of a jumping castle!"

"Geez, any more funts at this Jenny Craig meeting and the building will collapse!"

"Careful, Celeste, you don't want to turn into a funt, do you?"

"Mum! Stacey called me a funt!"
by Timotheus December 14, 2005
 
2.
A compact, polite version 'fucking cunt'.
Darin's wife. Ugh. What a funt.
by Brüster November 08, 2005
 
3.
short for "fucking cunt"
what a funt my wife is huh mark?
by bob levy April 15, 2008
 
4.
A substitute curse word for "fuck" and "cunt", used by the population of the fictional European city 'Download' in Britain's 2000 AD comic series "Sinister Dexter".

Variant terms: "smugfunt", "funtwipe".
"What the FUNT!?!"
"I look like a funtin' prat!"
"GET THE FUNTIN' FUNTWIPE!"
by Robert Beech February 11, 2008
 
5.
Funt - Fucking cunt.
Dude i hate that funt.
by Nikkkkiiii February 24, 2008
 
6.
Everything, or anything that you would like it to be, it can be used in any situatuion, or any decision-making that occurs.
Always remember to wash your funt when you are in the shower.
by Ericky January 05, 2008
 
7.
Plain and simply... Fuckin' Cunt!
Interchangable with Cunt, more offensive, yet less impactful.
by Mike Lowe July 09, 2003