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Im Not Short Im Funsized

phrase: Shorter people joking about their hight will say this. For the sexual meaning of it a man can have his face in her boobs, or a woman can have her head in his crotch.
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Im Not Short Im Funsized

Funsized 

A term used to Describe a Girl who is Short Enough to give a guy a blow job without having to get on her knees.
John: how tall is Sally?
Max: dude she's funsized..
John: ooo... kinky..
Funsized by Xignys2b43i9 March 17, 2011

funsized 

A male under 5' tall.
Ryan: "yeah, roan. You're not short you're funsized"
funsized by roangt August 4, 2007

Funsized 

A kid who is of small height and appears to be a fun size to ponder with
"You funsized boy come here now"- Gman the canoeing instructor
Funsized by lukeheathcote June 4, 2018

Funsized femboy! 

These type of Femboys are one of the most soft Femboys. They’re known for their shortness, (4’6 - 5’2). There really easy to carry. Also their known for how good their kissing is. Oh! Did I forget to mention? They’re good at sex too! Their thighs are so juicy and big, and their moans are just the HOTTEST! (There fav food is chocolate)
Femboy: Hey Chris? I’m having trouble trying to reach the cookies! Could you help me?
Person: That femboy looks so short! He’s a funsized femboy!

How bout dem knicks? 

A phrase referring twoard the New York Knicks.
Its usually said to break an unplesent moment of silence.
Guy 1: I think I may be gay.
Guy 2: ...
Guy 1: ...
Guy 2: How bout dem knicks?
How bout dem knicks? by Flame060 March 28, 2005
Word of the Day on June 8, 2026