funpire

A funpire is a person who sucks the fun out of a situation, or event.

Jesse: Hey Colin do you want to go “d-town” to the bars!

Colin: No I think I’m just going to sit on the couch all night.

Jesse: Dude lets go out, quit being such a fucking funpire.

funpire by jessp July 16, 2007

funpidity 

Having fun in a stupid way

Skydiving is Funpidity.

funpidity by AP34 January 31, 2015

funputer 

A crappy laptop meant for little kids,very bad for bussiness.

Funputer malfunctions
Tom: Darn funputer! Ugh! I wish I had my stinkin' laptop.
Fat ugly wife at home is having webcam sex with another guy while using Tom's laptop

funputer by VulcanMak July 14, 2007

Admiral Funpooper 

An annoying Englishman who enforces the no-inflatable toys rule in public pools

"Derek is such an Admiral Funpooper"

Admiral Funpooper by ScotCan November 21, 2009

Funplex Hot 

A girl who works at The Funplex that is considered hot due to the not attractive girls that already work there, but out of work the girl is not as cute compared to others

Guy 1-Yo did you see that new girl at Foam Frenzy
Guy 2-Yeah she looks good, but shes Funplex Hot, i saw her out of work

Funplex Hot by Funplex Guys October 9, 2007

Funphobic 

Someone (typically with sociopathic tendencies) who ruins the fun out of an activity that they personally do not regard as being fun.
They usually achieve that by means of calling it " cringe ", or by making fun of the said activity and/or the people associated with it.

Funphobic person be like " So you watch anime? Cringe haha grow up already ".

Funphobic by Luminsdead May 20, 2022

Funployee 

When someone works at a menial and degrading highschool job way past the acceptable age, without acheiving a higher position. Menial highschool jobs include fastfood, blockbuster, bar bouncer, etc. Associated with douchebaggery.

Dude I was home for christmas, and Jerry is still a funployee at Chuck E Cheeze.

Funployee by Dashlok December 24, 2006