| 1. | funny things | ||
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things that are funny.
obviously. Person 1: "HEY, LOOK AT THAT!"
Person 2: "HAHAHAHA. THAT IS A FUNNY THING" Person 1: "Yes. Funny things are things that you laugh at because they are funny" |
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| 2. | funny things | ||
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things that are known to have drugging effect when consumed especially by smoking them ; weed ; marijuana A : hey, what's wrong with this guy??
B : Saw him smoke funny things last night.. from the song sweet home albama by kid rock |
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| 3. | facebook funny | ||
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adj. describes someone who is not quick-witted enough to come up with funny comments in real time in response to what people have to say, but is very capable of coming up with funny things to say to people online. People who are facebook funny must be given the spatial separation necessary to diminish the effect of a temporally delayed comeback ruining the comic relevancy of their jokes.
Todd is a real drag to be around when you talk to him face-to-face, but if you post something on his wall you can expect him to come up with something pretty facebook funny within 24 hours or so. |
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| 4. | Dennis Leary | ||
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A fucking funny-ass comedian. Usually ranting about smoking, drinking and drugs. Always has funny things to say. Has a wife and kids. He says what we all better be thinking. Denis: Lord of the Dance? Who has the balls to call himself the Lord of anything? Last guy called himself Lord on this planet was crucified, Michael, okay? And we know where the hammer and the nails are.
more...
Denis: Is it impossible to get a cup of coffee-flavored coffee? You can get every other flavor except coffee-flavored coffee! They got mochachino, cappuchino, frappachino, Al Pacino, what the fuck? www.what the fuck.com! -Dennis Leary Denis: I have actually come to love Hanson, and I'll tell you why. Because they are gonna crash and burn so hard it's gonna be fucking great! Denis: My foreign policy? Fuck you! My domestic policy, FUCK YOU! Denis: Another thing when I'm president? If you're in the army, the navy, any branch of the armed forces... you can fuck whoever you want! Denis: Don't buy the toys that make the noise! Denis: Behind the counter, another eighteen-year-old kid. Both ears-pierced. Both nostrils-pierced. Both eyebrows fucking pierced! And his tongue is hanging out, you know why his tongue is hanging... cuz he has a six-inch steel stud imbedded in the middle of it! That's just one more thing for your dad to grab a hold of when he's pissed off at you. Denis: We have some fat fucking people in this country, don't we? Denis: I know I'll never have a weight problem, you know why? First morning I wake up and can't see my dick? I STOP EATING! Denis: Oh yeah jerking off is like an aerobic thing for me now man, I'm 40, I do it everyday, I do it everyday. ... |
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| 5. | microsoft sam | ||
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The voce module that comes with 200 and XP to help blind users use the computer. also very funny to make say things..
Funny things to make microsoft sam say:
1. piss! Piss out the ass! 2. Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn! 3. fuck shit piss cunt tits cocksucker motherfucker twat 4. just mash the keyboard and ask Sam to pronounce what results. |
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| 6. | internet funny | ||
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Something that isn't funny enough that you would laugh at it in real life, but is funny on the internet because you've just spent 30 minutes looking through inside jokes and other things that are NOT funny. lolling in Real Life is only acceptable for something that is internet funny. Octocat is only internet funny
Things that are only funny because of someone else's pain are internet funny 4chan is internet funny lolcats are sometimes real funny, but mostly internet funny "Dude then I got totally gypped of all my money!" "LOL!" "Why are you laughing at my pain?!" "I'm LOLLING at your pain. You see, its an important distinction." "Oh OK" |
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| 7. | "the funny 5" syndrome | ||
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when someone sets out to make something "cool" or enhance something, when in reality their efforts make that thing terrible.
Taken from an Episode of "Doug", when Doug tries to take his dad's kite design for "the funny 5" (the fifth in the kite in a series) and make it more "cool" like his friends kite, but in fact makes the kite suck hard and not even fly. He got a great design from a professional designer, but then he got "the funny 5" syndrome and started adding stuff and changes things. pretty soon it sucked hard
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