| 1. | swear words | ||
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naughty funny words that some find offensive i cant believe he just said swear words! what did he say?
shit piss fuck cunt cock sucker mother fucker, tits, fart, turd, twat, and to not leave u cultured fucks out: nigger,beaner,spic,gooback,sandmonkey, dirty rab, jew,homo, whitey, etc. NOTE: THIS PERSON IS NOT RACIST JUST LISTING WORDS oh clarence, you donkey raping shit eater shut your fucking face uncle fucker. eat shit you balls ramming penguin rimjobber. |
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| 2. | Play on Words Comedian | ||
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A non-comedian person who tries to be funny by playing on words. Tends to reuse jokes that worked the first time over and over again. Play on Words Comedian:
Picks up a battery and asks "what's the charge?" |
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| 3. | something REALLY funny | ||
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A object, event or series of words that contains high traces of hilarity, although this is occasionally used as sarcasm Example 1:
person 1: <a funny sentence> person 2: that's something REALLY funny Example 2 (sarcasm): person 1: <a stupid joke> person 2: that's something REALLY funny |
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| 4. | funny monkey disease | ||
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Funny monkey disease, or FMD, is just a nicer way to say AID's. It would be alot nice if you heard, sorry i gave you funny monkey disease, rather than, sorry i gave you AIDs. I mean, seriously, who wouldn't want to have something called funny monkey disease. It has the words funny and monkey in it. Sounds like fun Sorry, I forgot to tell you, i have funny monkey diseas, you might want to get yourself checked.
Oh, ok.... -2 mins later- What the hell is funny monkey disease??? |
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| 5. | funny pwned | ||
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To be on the receiving end of a joke or prank, causing others to laugh at your expense. Playing on the words funny bone and pwned. Guy 1: "Did you see his face when he realized his car was filled with badgers?!"
Guy 2: "It was priceless, he got funny pwned" |
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| 6. | That's funny because... | ||
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What people do on forums to piss off the original poster by copying there first post as there's. See example. It's best to keep all there spelling mistakes and swear words as a sidenote. Original poster: ok guys today I was at the playground and I saw this huge fat guy eating a burger. Then I wlked over and was like your fat. It was funny.
Poster2: that's funny because... today I was at the playground and I saw this huge fat guy eating a burger. Then I wlked over and was like your fat. It was funny. |
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| 7. | nicktionary | ||
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creator and writer of www.nicktionary.wordpress.com writes and complains about everyday stuff and things he finds on the interweb, with the help of friends. originally a dictionary parody, nicktionary has now taken on other projects such as 'nickmaths' and 'song to the synic' reviews, one of which was recently featured on popular clothing website Bbycks.com. Funny, witty and intelligent. this is nicktionary + billikipedia + aidenosaurus.
this here text thing is what, in a real dictionary or encyclopedia or thesaurus would be a blend of the introduction and authors notes. and unlike other more credible books, this will not tell you how to calculate pressure in air, water and vapour, or all the wonders of volts or ohms. nick does words and stuff. Billy does encyclopedia entries. aiden does what aiden does best. |
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