| 1. | tic tac dolphin teeth | ||
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someone with jacked up itsy bitsy teeth who's sporting waay too much gum. for the most part this person gets by fine, until they crack a smile..and then you just feel obligated to punch the rest of them out...just to help them. everything was going ok, till the bitch smiled and had tic tac dolphin teeth...so i punched the bitch in the neck!
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| 2. | Like Yo teeth | ||
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A term you use to make a funny comment about somebodies teeth Stanley: That was scary
Marius:Like yo teeth (proceeds laughing) |
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| 3. | Gay Teeth | ||
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The funny looking teeth many gay guys tend to have. Often used as a gay test. it can be hard to describe but when you look for them you will notice them. Sam: wow look at that dude over there he hes gay.
Dean: how can you tell? Sam: Because he has Gay Teeth! |
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| 4. | gold teeth | ||
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My grandpa told me that a long time ago when a man bought his own freedom he would show off his freedom and his new found "wealth" by showing how many gold teeth he could buy Later on it became a status symbol of gambling men , bootleggers, musicians or for that matter any black person that didnt work for white people anymore All this changed in the late 70s and early 80s when it became connected to drug dealers, robbers, ang gangsters in the 90s to the present it is now worn as fashion and many people dont know its true history so they make fun of it, ususaully by white people which is funny because they were originally a middle finger to slave masters A NEW ORLEANS TRADITION THAT SPREAD TO THE REST OF THE SOUTH AND THEN TO THE REST OF THE WORLD MY GOLD TEETH SHININ, Ya heard me
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| 5. | mouthllusion | ||
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when you see a really pretty, beautiful and hot girl or boy and you try to talk to them, but after they open their mouth, you run away. It's either the smell, awful teeth or just crazy low man voice (for a woman) that scares the shit out of you and makes the illusion of pretty face disappear forever. A: hey look at that girl, ain't she hooooott?
B: go talk to her! THE GIRL: MOOOO A: omg no her teeth look like they belong to a cow A: hey look at that boy, ain't he hooooott? B: go talk to him! THE BOY: Hey, how are you? A: omg no, i could smell all the garbage in the world from his mouth. Let's just get out of here. He's a real mouthllusion. |
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| 6. | Ivory Lawnmower | ||
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The usage of one's teeth to cut or trim a sexual partner's pubic hairs. "Vanessa complained of my excess pubic hairs so i asked her to perform the ivory lawnmower on me"
Ivory=Teeth Lawnmower=Act of trimming ones pubic hairs |
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| 7. | blue tooth | ||
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a person with a blue tooth is always going to be an ugly bitch. boy or girl it really don't matter.
also a person with a blue tooth is always cheesing even though the bitch teeth all different colors and shit. p:s when you see a funny looking bitch with
a blue tooth tell that bitch :::::::::: yous one ugly bitch ::::::::::::: |
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