Location: Internet, more specific: Ares chatrooms
Do not let these hoax fool you. It is a well known fact that girls who are witty or trying to soak up all the attention, are in reality excessively obese mammoths with a severe personality disorder.
(as with almost everything else, there are a few exceptions)
Shane> wow you are one funny girl
honest girl> yes i have to compensate for being a fat fuck. my tits are between my knees when i walk
Shane> omg my dreamgirl
honest girl> :-$